C decided....
C decided that he would rent "V for Vendetta" (the movie starring the character V, and E-V), and see (C) if E liked it. When C suggested his plan to E, she said, "LOL. ROFL. LMFAO. Y?" And C took that was a no.
So C decided on A new M.O. Because E usually had B.O. (P-U!), C would buy her Q-tips and soap. E was, obviously, insulted. "WTF, C!" E shouted, embarrassed. C ran out of the house.
C ran all the way to the local P&C Grocery Store, bought stuff to make PB&Js (he wanted munchies for after E and he smoked a J), and wrote E a little love note (which included a p.s. and everything-- it made C sound like A Q-T).
And so, C gave E the card, food (AKA extra LBs for their BMIs), and also a CD! C hoped E would be pleased. She wasn't. "O, C... U R A G, but totally off when it comes to gifts."
C wouldn't give up, though. C had A last M.O. (before he went AWAL of E, or MIA, or ended up with A DOA certificate for overstressing about A gift). C had the best idea of all, A through Z.
C gave E A....
Tune in tomorrow for the last chapter, and to find out what's E's real M.O. TTYL! C ya soon! ("Something Wicked This Way Comes")
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