Break Day after the Count.

^^That was a pun on the expression 'after the fact.' Sort of.

Anyways, as you all know, I like a little break between stories because I'm lazy and not very creative. It's fine. I'm cool with it.

So here's a video to watch. ACCENTS. (He never did an Upstate New York accent... bummer).

I'm hoping to come up with some sort of awesome idea before tomorrow so I can have another story part 1 ready for ya'll, but we'll see. (Any ideas can be commented below; I work well with suggestions).

I'm still trying to post a little video for my first story, but I'm kind of busy/lazy/struggling, so that may take a little longer than expected. Plus, I head back to SLU on Sunday (AlReAdY?!?!?!... hate it when people type like that)...

But yes. I will get around to it, and try to come up with a new 3-parter/story for tomorrow's post. ;) (When someone winks at you, they're flirting/homeless&crazy/got something in their eye/unsure what winking really means... I'm a mix between the 2nd and 4th, I think).

How would you all feel about an in-depth anthropological look at Jersey Shore? My spellbuddies suggested it, but I kind of beat the joke to a pulp over lunch, so I don't have any desire to do it unless there's desire to read it from you awesome spellreaders. Let me know. Hit me up down in the comments, or as those crazy kiddies are saying these days, 'hmu.' Not to be confused with your HMO (I couldn't find the appropriate 'Family Guy' clip for this joke, but if you know it, bully for you-- also, here's a different, amusing, slightly-vegan 'Family Guy' clip in exchange).

Anyways, enough rambling. Enjoy this, if you love/hate/are ironically, fashionably indifferent to hipsters like me.

"Something Wicked This Way Comes"